Real English Conversations: noisy neighbors

Posted on October 31, 2006
Filed under General silliness, Intermediate, Listening, Real English conversations | 18 Comments

Transcript

Hi, Lori here with another hot, steaming fresh edition of Real English Conversations. Remember, you can find the full transcript at our website, Better at English dot com.

As you can hear, my cold is almost better now. Thanks to Katja and Marco for the nice get well wishes!

Today’s conversation is between me and my friend Michael. We discuss my annoying neighbor and his habit of playing a very irritating song at very high volume, usually on Friday and Saturday evenings. I’m pretty sure it’s a live version, too, so it’s much longer than the original, thus extending my torture.

My best guess is that he plays it to get himself in the party mood. Here in Sweden, people usually “party” at home, that is, sit around and drink with their friends and make a lot of noise, until around 11 pm. After that, they go out to the bars, pubs and clubs. I think that’s because in Sweden, it’s so darn expensive to buy drinks when you’re out. So it’s good to drink a load of cheap alcohol at home to get a good healthy buzz going before you out on the town. I’m telling you this as a form of public service announcement in case you ever decide to come to Sweden. Now you know what to do when it’s time to party…

Right then! Let’s get on with it: here’s the conversation.


Conversation transcript

Michael: So, do you live in a house or an apartment?

Lori: I live in an apartment.

M: Okay but, but I thought you said that you were a musician? How do you get around playing your music when you live in an apartment?

L: Well, well, I’m lucky because, umm, with the equipment I use – I can use headphones to practice so I don’t need to make a lot of noise and, and bother the neighbors.

M: Okay, that’s good because that’s, that’s yeah, that, I would think that would be a problem for somebody playing music.

L: Oh man, tell me about it! I have this neighbor — I’m not sure which one it is, if he’s the one directly above me or if he’s on one of the adjoining apartments, but every weekend – Friday, five, six p.m. he’s getting ready to party. And the way he gets ready to party — You know that song “Relax” by…who who’s that, what, “Relax”?

M: Frankie Goes To Hollywood? That one?

L: Oh my God, yeah yeah yeah… yeah

M: From the 80s?

L: Yeah [sings] “Relax, don’t do it…” You know that song?

M: I’m afraid I do.

L: He blasts that song so loud. Like, over and over and over again. Every weekend. And it drives me crazy. And…

M: I, I guess that’s his “getting-ready-to-go-out” music.

L: It must be. But it’s SO annoying. I mean, ANY song but “Relax”!

relax

Vocabulary list

Get around
Used this way, to get around means to avoid or solve a problem. Lori gets around the problem of making noise that would annoy the neighbors by using headphones when she practices.
Bother
If you bother someone, you annoy, irritate, or disturb them.
Tell me about it!
If someone tells you something that you agree strongly with, you can say “Tell me about it!” You often say this before you start talking about your own experiences with the topic, just like Lori does here.
Adjoining
Very near, next to, or touching. Lori means the apartments (flats) that are next to hers, the ones that share dividing walls.
Party
The word party can be used as a verb. When someone from southern California talks about partying, they mean engaging in adult-type parties, usually involving lots of alcohol, music, and adult socializing.
I’m afraid

A synonym for “unfortunately.” Michael means that he is not happy about knowing the song Relax, probably because he hates the song.
Blasts
To blast something means (in this case) to play audio at very high volume. Lori’s neighbor blasts the song “Relax” on his stereo. (Sometimes she gets her revenge by blasting Rammstein.) She has another neighbor whose TV is always blasting Dr. Phil (the TV show) in the afternoons.
Drives me crazy
If something drives you crazy, it makes you feel extremely irritated, frustrated, annoyed, or angry.
Must
Lori uses the modal verb must to show that she is very confident that she knows the truth about her neighbor’s reason for blasting “Relax,” but not 100% sure.
Any song but “Relax”
The Any X but Y construction means that you would prefer any X to Y. Lori would prefer her neighbor to play any song but the “Relax.”

Thanks for checking out this edition of Real English Conversations here at Better at English dot com. Before I sign off, I’ve got a couple of favors to ask. I recently posted a question on the website, asking my site visitors about their favorite books in English. It would be great if you listeners could stop by the website and post your favorite books in the comments section, or just send me an email and let me know. I mainly read a lot of heavy, dry non-fiction, so I’m not very good at recommending light reading for pleasure. So I’d really value the input from all you non-native speaker listeners out there.

My second favor is this: I wonder how my listeners would feel if there was some mild swear words in the podcast. I don’t mean gross profanity or the F word or anything like that, but just normal everyday swear words that you might run across in everyday conversation. I think it’s important for you to be aware of these words and understand them as part of your all-round education in conversational English. But I would hate to post something that would offend my listeners. So please email me at info at better a English dot com or go to the website and comment and let me know what you think. I’d really appreciate your input!

That’s all for today — see you next time!

18 Comments

Comments

18 Responses to “Real English Conversations: noisy neighbors”

  1. Juan says:

    Powerman 5000 did a nice heavy version of “Relax”. Tell you neighbor to check it out.

    And yet another great podcast! I love the real english conversations, really fun way to learn new vocabulary.

    take care!

  2. Lori says:

    Thanks, Juan. I’m glad you like it! I suppose that if my neighbor were playing a heavy version it would be a bit better, but the ideal thing would be to turn him into a Rammstein fan… ;-)

  3. Kristof says:

    Slightly off-topic: we have a similar phenomenon in the Netherlands, where youngsters will drink (or even binge-drink) before going out because its’ cheaper to get loaded at home than at the disco …

    Kudo’s on the podcast!

  4. Jolly says:

    Hi Loriiiii!
    This site is really fantastic! Very funny and very instructive for REAL English conversation in practice. Stream on! :o )

  5. Kristof says:

    Hahaha, I hadnt’ listened to the end, before but now I have. The end is … hilarious! :) There’s actually an extended version of that song which may very well be what your neighbour is playing.

    As to the swear-words: well, yes, I guess. I’m pretty good at swearing in English but I’m always welcoming ways to spice up my English.

    I’m very fond of using euphemistic swearing, the likes of “bleeding”, “bloody” and “effin’”.

  6. Chema says:

    I´d like to congratulate you, Lori, for you have a great web site. I do really love listening your real english conversations. You know, it´s been a long time since my last one in an english speaking country (i´m a spanish fellow) and I seldom have the chance to practice a little bit of listening/speaking such langauge.
    You asked us two little favors in your last podcast.
    - First, and talking about books, i mean fiction ones, I would like to recomend your listeners/readers The Belgariad and The Malloreon, written by David Eddings. These are two series of 5 books each one, and belong to the epic fantasy world (you know, Tolkien and so on). Eddings is a college english teacher, and his books are nice, and are written in a rich and grammatically-speaking formal way.
    - Second, I think I could cope with some swearings in your site. Even more, I agree with you in thinking that these are no more than another part of conversational english, and so, people should know about them.

    Thanks a lot, and keep going.

  7. julien says:

    the realer the conversations are, the better it is for us. so don’t hesitate in putting some “light” swear words in your conversations! we should also know swear words (to catch them when we listen to English)

    thank you v.much for your podcasts. i really appreciate them.
    keep doing this great work ;)

  8. johnny says:

    Hi Lori!

    Very nice podcast, further so!

    I’ve only one suggestion,
    could you please put the full transcript in the id3-tag of the mp3 file?

    Sometimes it is good to read the text while you listening to it. ;)

    Get well soon, and greetings from Germany

    Johnny

  9. Katrin says:

    Hi Lori,
    the podcast was very funny. I remember the so called systembolaget shops which were the only places people could buy alcohol. Do you think the alcohol consumption has increased since these shops were closed?

    Many thanks,
    Katrin

  10. Lori says:

    Johnny: Thanks, I’m feeling much better now! And I tried adding the transcript in the id3 lyrics tag – let me know if it works.

    Katrin: Glad you liked the podcast! Unfortunately, the < href="http://www.systembolaget.se/Applikationer/Knappar/InEnglish/">Systembolaget (state-run liquor stores) is still alive and well here in Sweden. I’m sure that someone somewhere has a scientific study about it, but my best guess is that if Sweden made it easier and cheaper to buy alcohol, people would buy more of it. I know I would! As it is now, I have to plan my drinkin’. It would be more fun to be spontaneous about it (a glass of wine would be great right now!).

  11. Katrin says:

    Many thanks for your quick answer!
    So I was wrong with my assumption. I really thought the systembolaget stores were extinct. (I can imagine this still is a basis for a prospering black market. )
    Look at the high price differently: So you can really cherish a glass of wine as a special highlight of your well-deserved evening. ;-)

  12. Risa says:

    Hi Lori. I throughly enjoy listening to your podcast! I recently came across your web site through another english learning podcast in which you were joining the show as a guest. I’m glad I bothered to listen to that one, so here I am learning conversational English in a fun way.

    As to starting to introduce some swear words, I will be looking forward to it. They’re part of “real English conversations,” right?

    My favorite English book is Rick Bass’s “The Watch.” It’s a collection of short stories. You’ll fall in love with the book.

    Risa

  13. admin says:

    Hi Risa,
    Thanks for the nice feedback. It sounds like you found B@E through veryvocabulary.com. I love doing that show with Ben…
    Thanks for your book recommendation; I’m away from home this weekend, but will be compiling the list of books as soon as I get back. And it looks like the majority of listeners/visitors are OK with mild swearing, so I won’t worry about the odd naughty word sneaking into the podcasts. I’ll always warn you though, so sensitive listeners won’t be taken by surprise.

    Cheers,
    Lori

  14. Thomas says:

    Hi Lori.

    I don’t think any of your listeners would ever get offended by swear words, mild or heavy. Too many English classes are already over-sanitized. Students, including myself, always seek for something more REAL that’s a truly representation of the real world. If your conversation podcast shows people in their true emotions (e.g. in anger, fear, excitement, etc) I think it would be magnificent and would truly set itself apart from other English learning podcasts, and it’d become more popular with listeners. But that’s just my opinion. And thanks for the podcasts……

  15. ahmet says:

    hi lori and micheal. i am from Turkey. I just want to say that there are lots of friends here reading and listening your conversations.
    Thanks for such a good service…:)

  16. miguel sandi champi says:

    Im writing from Cusco peru.
    I need to improve my pronunciation and listening in english.
    Thank you so much for publishing transcripts and audios mp3 to download without paying.
    Congratulations¡¡
    Visit my city there are many historical and natural places as Machupicchu.bye bye

  17. maurizio says:

    the more I visit your web site the more I like it.Furthermore,it’s very professional and well organized in every single detail!well done!

  18. Yulya says:

    Hello, Lori! Thanks for the interesting podcast. Now I’m reading a very funny and light book: “The Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy” written by Douglas Adams. I definitely may recommend it for everyone looking for reading for pleasure.